Oh possums, the good thing about me actually having work to do is that when I don’t feel like doing it I entertain you. And a good thing about me not having any friends is that I watch the SAG Awards Red Carpet, wish I had a fancy party to go to, and judge other people on their fashion. Ooooh yes, if you have any sort of deductive reasoning skills at all you may have surmised what this post will be about: me pretending to be Joan Rivers/Heidi Klum/gay-men-everywhere i.e., i will post pictures and tell you what I think about them.
Favorite Make-Up : Diana Agron
I feel kind of wishy-washy about her dress — something about it makes me think of funerals, and it needs to be a half an inch shorter. But her shoes are sick, her hair is pretty, and her makeup is flawless. LOOK at her effing EYEBROWS. She also wins my Most Jealous Of… Award not only because she is on one of my favorite television shows, but also because this is her boyfriend: 
Yeah. I know. (I am not commenting on his (totally dapper) ensemble because this is from the Golden Globes)
MOST AGE APPROPRIATE and BEST USE OF COLOR: HAILEE STEINFELD
Yay, Hailee! This girl is gonna be a power house. Not only has she totally nailed Red Carpet season so far with classy, age-appropriate, fresh looks — her turn as Maddie Ross in True Grit was one of the best displays of acting chops from a young actor I’ve seen in a while. Also, she is my new Katniss, despite her being slightly too young for the role!
FAVORITE WTF MOMENT: CHRISTINA HENDRICKS
Sweetie, I think you forgot something: removing your robe and putting on your gown. Bring a bit of the Joanie attitude w/ you on the red carpet!
FAVORITE DRESS: MILA KUNIS
This is so different and fierce! Natalie Portman has probably referred to you as “Sweet Lips” like 600 times tonight already. #thatwasawkward
FAVORITE DIVA: LEA MICHELE
The DIVA is on the carpet. Know how I know that? Because of the way that she’s attempting a sultry look at the camera whilst tousling her overly tousled hair. I gotta be honest though, this is really not one of my favorite looks. A) I could buy that belt at target and it probably cost upwards of $200. B) That dress looks like a prom dress one of the slutty girls in your high school would wear. C) If you’re gonna wear millions of dollars worth of jewelry, it should really look real and not like you found it in your grandmas costume box.
CHICEST of the CHIC: JANUARY JONES
I know, shocking that January Jones is wearing someone other than Versace! But she probably felt like she needed to class it up after the flaming red fringe-bondage-boob dress she wore to the Golden Globes, with the classiest of all classy ladies: Carolina Hererra. I LOVE IT, I want to wear it, and that is all I have to say about that.
And last but not least
Most likely to become my boyfriend: 
Yeah, it kind of bothers me that he’s not wearing a tie on the red carpet, but if teachers looked like that when I was in high school… there would have been a lot more to gossip about!
What do you think?! Tweet me your responses/agreements/disagreements @aislinnagra!
